this guy should be given some kind of award.
here we go.

<Scorpion832> asl
<jenny18> i am 18 and from the wesside. u?
<Scorpion832> 13 and from the eastside
<jenny18> mmmMm..
<Scorpion832> do you have and nude pics
<jenny18> ah.
<Scorpion832> do you
<jenny18> i dunno what u mean =)
<Scorpion832> if you could you send them to me
<jenny18> yep =)
<Scorpion832> plz
<jenny18> o really? ;)
<Scorpion832>  : (
<jenny18> errr...
<Scorpion832> could i have a pic of you naked because may loose a $50 bet
<jenny18> ehh?
<Scorpion832> will you send it through mIRC
<jenny18> could u explain pls?
<Scorpion832> will you
<jenny18> oh?
<Scorpion832> ?????
<jenny18> o really? ;)
<Scorpion832> ok one of my friends made a bet that i could not get 5 nude pics before the night is over so i need to get 2 since i have the other 3
<jenny18> i want to get 2 since you have the other 3 too lol =)
<Scorpion832> get 2 what
<jenny18> anything u like =)
<Scorpion832> i need the help of you and one other just send me a nude pic
<jenny18> u couldnt handle me, lol.. i dont have a pic tho.
<Scorpion832> hello????
<jenny18> hey!
<Scorpion832> Jenny i need an answer in a hurry
<jenny18> :yelp:: aAAHh... that is great.. keep moving
<Scorpion832> is there a way you could take one i can handle anygirl at anytime
<jenny18> hmm...
<Scorpion832> just try me
<jenny18> crazy..
<Scorpion832> come on
<jenny18> i dont understand..
<Scorpion832> what
<jenny18> why do u ask? 
<Scorpion832> ?
<jenny18> could you explain pls?
<Scorpion832> may i ask if you are going to send me those pics
<jenny18> u want to ask if me, babe?
<Scorpion832> if you decide to send those pics to me my email is blizzarddude@hotmail.com see ya
<jenny18> give me yours first cutey =)
<Scorpion832> what are you doing
<jenny18> errr...
<Scorpion832> what dont you understand
<jenny18> ah.
<Scorpion832> I WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED
<jenny18> tell me about it?
<Scorpion832> I AM ASKING YOU IF YOU WILL SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOU NUDE
<jenny18> i promise i am cute. you want 2 fuck me. trust me.
<Scorpion832> please send me yours and when i have my scanner set up i will send you a pic of my cock but please
<jenny18> come again?
<Scorpion832> send me yours
<jenny18> uhh..... what?
<Scorpion832> ok???
<jenny18> what?
<Scorpion832> it is hairy and nice
<jenny18> ^__^ mmm.
<Scorpion832> send me your pic
<jenny18> what about it?
<Scorpion832> have you sent me your pic yer
<jenny18> u couldnt handle me, lol.. i dont have a pic tho.
<Scorpion832> yet
<jenny18> i dont understand..
<Scorpion832> if i really like you than i will ask you for cyber sex
<jenny18> u really love me?
<Scorpion832> a s l?????
<jenny18> eh?
<Scorpion832> please send me your nude pic to blizzarddude@hotmail.com
<jenny18> =)
<Scorpion832> give me your email adress
<jenny18> whats it worth 2 you :)
<Scorpion832> ill send you a pic of my cock later on
<jenny18> i am cute, i promise. blonde, blue eyes
<Scorpion832> hurry
<jenny18> hmm...
<Scorpion832> ill send you a pic of my cock later on
<jenny18> no hun.. i dont have a pic.. sorry. im cute tho
<Scorpion832> ill send you a pic of my cock later on
<jenny18> i am cute, i promise. blonde, blue eyes
<Scorpion832> yo i got to go just follow whats on the screen
<jenny18> hey!
<Scorpion832> please send me that nude pic of you now!!!!!!!
<jenny18> wtf?
<Scorpion832> as soon as you read all this send the picture
<jenny18> nope.. lol im 2 cheap to buy a scanner =)
<Scorpion832> cya
<jenny18> hm, dunno..
<Scorpion832> blizzarddude@hotmail.com is where to send the pic
<jenny18> hm... =)
<Scorpion832> that is where i want you to send the pic
<jenny18> no pic... but blonde/blue/34C/perky/nice ass.. =)
<Scorpion832> depends how old you are where you live and if i could see you
<jenny18> u want to could see me, babe?
<Scorpion832> make a picture for me and tell me where you live and ill consider you
<jenny18> hmm
<Scorpion832> come on 
<jenny18> wtf?
<Scorpion832> i live in South Carolina
<jenny18> =)
<Scorpion832> what about you
<jenny18> what??
<Scorpion832> what state do you live in
<jenny18> mmMMMmm.. keep going..
<Scorpion832>  seriously
<jenny18> uhh..... what?
<Scorpion832> possibly you
<jenny18> ^__^ mmm.
<Scorpion832> what state do you live in
<jenny18> :yelp:: aAAHh... that is great.. keep moving
<Scorpion832> 8\
<jenny18> oh ok
<Scorpion832> +_+
<jenny18> eh?
<Scorpion832> '_'
<jenny18> i dunno..?
<Scorpion832> what country do you live in
<jenny18> mmMMMmm.. keep going..
<Scorpion832> im not worried about the picture just where do you live
<jenny18> oh ok
<Scorpion832>  :o z z z z z z z z z z z z 
<jenny18> what you talking about?
<Scorpion832> hey are you still there
<jenny18> wazaaaaaaaa!
<Scorpion832> im sorry about that
<jenny18> hmm :)
<Scorpion832> i got cut off
<jenny18> hmm..
<Scorpion832> hey where do you live
<jenny18> hey!
<Scorpion832> what state 
<jenny18> haha i dunno..
<Scorpion832> whats country
<jenny18> what do u think?! lol
<Scorpion832> please tell me 
<jenny18> ohh?
<Scorpion832> where is it that you live please tell me
<jenny18> yeh.. i live please tell u =)
<Scorpion832> im kind hearted im not going to do anything to you
<jenny18> thats kewl.
<Scorpion832> where do you live
<jenny18> uhh..... what?
<Scorpion832> not what you look like
<jenny18> what do you think I look like?
<Scorpion832> i want to know where you live
<jenny18> tell me about it?
<Scorpion832> yeah
<jenny18> oh ok
<Scorpion832> if you are close enough i would like to see you
<jenny18> mmm hmm =)
<Scorpion832> i like you 
<jenny18> u really love me?
<Scorpion832> i want to know where you are living at so we can meet somewhere
<jenny18> aw yeah :)
<Scorpion832> i just need you to tell me where you live
<jenny18> u wanna just need me to tell you where me?
<Scorpion832> so that i can get together with you
<jenny18> i bet =)
<Scorpion832> i want to be bf gf
<jenny18> i want to be bf gf too lol =)
<Scorpion832> i need to know where you live so i can find a place for us to meet
<jenny18> mm. i want to give it to u.
<Scorpion832> i want to meet up with you somewhere that way we can get to know each other better
<jenny18> =)
<Scorpion832> where do you live at
<jenny18> o really? ;)
<Scorpion832> please stop playing around im serious
<jenny18> ehh?
<Scorpion832> this is almost helpless
<jenny18> oh ok
<Scorpion832> where!!!!!!!!!!!'
<jenny18> haha i dunno..
<Scorpion832> where!!!!!!!!!!!'
<jenny18> not sure... lol =)
<Scorpion832> where!!!!!!!!!!!'
<jenny18> anything u like =)
<Scorpion832> where!!!!!!!!!!!'
<jenny18> haha i dunno..
<Scorpion832> where!!!!!!!!!!!'
<jenny18> mm... u got such a cute little boner =)
<Scorpion832> where!!!!!!!!!!!'
<jenny18> i want to see u naked..spread on my bed ;)
<Scorpion832> honestly i dont know
<jenny18> do u really want to, tho?
<Scorpion832> all i know is that  i want you to act normal
<jenny18> tell me about it?
<Scorpion832> now where do you live
<jenny18> mmmMm..
<Scorpion832> yeah
<jenny18> mmm :)
<Scorpion832> but i have got to see where you live and what you look like
<jenny18> i have blonde hair.. blue eyes.. perky tits. i am hot.
<Scorpion832> you act as if you think guys are bugs
<jenny18> hm, dunno..
<Scorpion832> yes
<jenny18> u go first.
<Scorpion832> then lets start
<jenny18> what you talking about?
<Scorpion832> warnring i am a big guy
<jenny18> mm.. tell me?
<Scorpion832> what if we meet
<jenny18> really?
<Scorpion832> you want us to have sex when we meet
<jenny18> ok. right here. on this table! lol =)
<Scorpion832> ?????
<jenny18> ^__^ mmm.
<Scorpion832> ok but it will be me first time and we will have to do it in a bathroom if you want to have sex when we meet
<jenny18> !!aaahhh.. i feel you filling me...
<Scorpion832> do you live near Summerville
<jenny18> what you talking about?
<Scorpion832> do you
<jenny18> crazy..
<Scorpion832> do you live near that city
<jenny18> could u explain pls?
<Scorpion832> what is the name of your state
<jenny18> whats ur name?
<Scorpion832> i am overweight
<jenny18> mmm =)
<Scorpion832> what is the name of your country
<jenny18> whats in a name, hehe =)
<Scorpion832> Do you live in the USA
<jenny18> my whole body is tingling...
<Scorpion832> about what
<jenny18> u ask that often?
<Scorpion832> what do you want to tell me about
<jenny18> uh?
<Scorpion832> please tell me what country you live in
<jenny18> mmMMMmm.. keep going..
<Scorpion832> i live in the United States
<jenny18> my legs are drifting apart..
<Scorpion832> i live in South Carolina
<jenny18> :yelp:: aAAHh... that is great.. keep moving
<Scorpion832> i live in summerville
<jenny18> haha look how hard my nipples are =)
<Scorpion832> where do you live
<jenny18> could u explain pls?
<Scorpion832> what ocean do you live closeset to
<jenny18> ok...
<Scorpion832> i am talking about trying to be bf gf with you and you joke of i
<jenny18> hmm :)
<Scorpion832> JENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<jenny18> what?
<Scorpion832> stop playing
<jenny18> i dont understand..
<Scorpion832> stop clowning 
<jenny18> ohh?
<Scorpion832> i have been wanting to get to go out with you
<jenny18> i bet =)
<Scorpion832> possobly to have sex
<jenny18> i want to screw u now. rite here.
<Scorpion832> posibly to makeout with you for an hour long
<jenny18> hmm..
<Scorpion832> but you act crazy and you screwing everthin
<jenny18> well...
<Scorpion832> i love you i
<jenny18> i love u too. but dont tell any1 haha
<Scorpion832> i want to be your boyfriena
<jenny18> i.. mmmm.... yea :)
<Scorpion832> boyfriend
<jenny18> mmmMm..
<Scorpion832> Steven
<jenny18> hm, dunno..
<Scorpion832> i want to fuck you
<jenny18> i bet. lol
<Scorpion832> i want to kiss you
<jenny18> i.. mmmm.... yea :)
<Scorpion832> but unless i know wether or not you live near me i cant
<jenny18> u ever tried it?
<Scorpion832> no
<jenny18> why not?
<Scorpion832> you are the first i have asked like that
<jenny18> indeed. =)
<Scorpion832> but please let me know where you live so i can meet you and be able to do all of those things
<jenny18> u want to can meet me, babe?
<Scorpion832> to bad you arent here with me huh
<jenny18> yeh.. i arent here with u =)
<Scorpion832> what do you want me to explan
<jenny18> yeh.. i want u =)
<Scorpion832> i prettey much have
<jenny18> mmmMm..
<Scorpion832> can you drive
<jenny18> well...
<Scorpion832> ok 
<jenny18> what you talking about?
<Scorpion832> can you come to summerville
<jenny18> hm... =)
<Scorpion832> can you get a ride into summerville
<jenny18> :yelp:: aAAHh... that is great.. keep moving
<Scorpion832> cyber sex
<jenny18> hmm... i wanna have sex. can u make me cum?
<Scorpion832> ???
<jenny18> ^__^ mmm.
<Scorpion832> i love to do it to
<jenny18> ^__^ mmm.
<Scorpion832> you start ladies first 
<jenny18> come again?
<Scorpion832> = )
<jenny18> errr...
<Scorpion832> you dont know how to cyber
<jenny18> guadalajara!
<Scorpion832> ?????
<jenny18> ohh?
<Scorpion832> im lying on the bed do what you will
<jenny18> thats kewl.
<Scorpion832> tried the real thing????
<jenny18> could you explain pls?
<Scorpion832> i havent gotten to yet
<jenny18> ohh?
<Scorpion832> but i know that i will get to
<jenny18> what?
<Scorpion832> i want to meet you somewhere is summerville
<jenny18> aw yeah :)
<Scorpion832> not now you arent 
<jenny18> ehh?
<Scorpion832> which ocean are you the closest to 
<jenny18> come again?
<Scorpion832> are you closer to the atlantic or pacific
<jenny18> yep =)
<Scorpion832> which ocean are you closer to
<jenny18> ^__^ mmm.
<Scorpion832> do you live closer to the atlantic ocean or the pacific
<jenny18> well...
<Scorpion832> yeah
<jenny18> ok so?
<Scorpion832> but we got to meet first
<jenny18> what you talking about?
<Scorpion832> where do you live
<jenny18> what??
<Scorpion832> what state do you live in
<jenny18> mmMMMmm.. keep going..
<Scorpion832> can you meet me in Summerville South Carolina
<jenny18> hmm..
<Scorpion832> tell me
<jenny18> o really? ;)
<Scorpion832> can you meet me in Summerville South Carolina
<jenny18> my legs are drifting apart..
<Scorpion832> can you meet me in Summerville South Carolina
<jenny18> :jumps in surprise:: mmm... that is soOOoo nice.
<Scorpion832> where do yo live
<jenny18> sup babe??
<Scorpion832> what time
<jenny18> mm... u got such a cute little boner =)
<Scorpion832> ??
<jenny18> hmm..
<Scorpion832> what place do you live in
<jenny18> :jumps in surprise:: mmm... that is soOOoo nice.
<Scorpion832> I WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
<jenny18> ur getting me wet =)
<Scorpion832> Do you live in a house
<jenny18> my legs are drifting apart..
<Scorpion832> are you drunk
<jenny18> uhh..... what?
<Scorpion832> have you dank beer or wine
<jenny18> hmm...
<Scorpion832> when do you want to have sex
<jenny18> i bet i could make u squirt all night.
<Scorpion832> when do you want to have sex 
<jenny18> do u want to have net sex?
<Scorpion832> explain
<jenny18> ^__^ mmm.
<Scorpion832> pls
<jenny18> i dont understand..
<Scorpion832> when do you want to have sex 
<jenny18> i want to give u a blowjob.
<Scorpion832> pls
<jenny18> what you talking about?
<Scorpion832> pls
<jenny18> well...
<Scorpion832> pls
<jenny18> oh ok
<Scorpion832> when do you want to have sex 
<jenny18> ok. right here. on this table! lol =)
<Scorpion832> pls
<jenny18> ohh?
<Scorpion832> explain
<jenny18> come again?
<Scorpion832> waaafle where do you live
<jenny18> what??
<Scorpion832> where do you live at waaafle
<jenny18> mmm.. =)
<Scorpion832> think 
<jenny18> =)
<Scorpion832> try as hard as you can to remember
<jenny18> could you explain pls?
<Scorpion832> well you aint here so you cant
<jenny18> can we fuck?
<Scorpion832> sure
<jenny18> ah.
<Scorpion832> what dont you understand
<jenny18> come again?
<Scorpion832> can you call me
<jenny18> eh?
<Scorpion832> can you call me
<jenny18> yeh.. i call u =)
<Scorpion832> we can have phone sex
<jenny18> u gotta be kiddin me. lets keep it here =)
<Scorpion832> you want my number
<jenny18> only 1 phone line, im doing homework online
<Scorpion832> you want my number
<jenny18> but what if your some psyko killer? =)
<Scorpion832> you want my number
<jenny18> would you give me your number?
<Scorpion832> you want my number
<jenny18> only 1 phone line, im doing homework online
<Scorpion832> want to have phone sex
<jenny18> phone? my dad would kill me! lol
<Scorpion832> want to have phone sex
<jenny18> but u might rape me!
<Scorpion832> want to have phone sex
<jenny18> no way, hehe =)i keep it only on irc.
<jenny18> would you give me your number?
<Scorpion832> what do you mean
<jenny18> =)
<Scorpion832> you cant quit for a while
<jenny18> what?
<Scorpion832> yeah but you have to throw it away when we are done
<jenny18> mmmmm...
<Scorpion832> ok???
<jenny18> mmm.. =)
<Scorpion832> what for
<jenny18> not sure... lol =)
<Scorpion832> i swear not
<jenny18> can we fuck?
<Scorpion832> i will not do anything
<jenny18> uhh..... what?
<Scorpion832> yeah
<jenny18> ok so?
<Scorpion832> 832 4586
<jenny18> i dunno what u mean =)
<Scorpion832> you must throw this away when you are done
<jenny18> mmm hmm =)
<Scorpion832> the area code is 843
<jenny18> i dont understand..
<Scorpion832> you gonna call now
<jenny18> oh ok
<Scorpion832> we can phone fuck right 
<jenny18> no way! i'm not into phone.
<Scorpion832> have you cybered
<jenny18> mmm.. =)
<Scorpion832> phone sex is the same as cyber sex just you get to hear sounds
<jenny18> okay, lets get it on.
<Scorpion832> you dont want to try phone sex out
<jenny18> but what if your some psyko killer? =)
<Scorpion832> i am not
<jenny18> kewl 
<Scorpion832> i dont kill people
<jenny18> doesnt that just piss u off =)
<Scorpion832> i do sin but i have never killed someone
<jenny18> crazy..
<Scorpion832> what
<jenny18> u ask that often?
<Scorpion832> phone sex or cyber sex
<jenny18> guadalajara!
<Scorpion832> phone sex or cyber sex
<jenny18> ur a horny little fuck. well have to teach u some discipline! lol
<Scorpion832> so am i 
<jenny18> yep.
<Scorpion832> we get offline you call then when we are done then we get back on the internet and chat
<jenny18> eh?
<Scorpion832> you call me then when we finish get back on mIRC and i will find you
<jenny18> nono.. i don't do phone. sorry.. :(
<Scorpion832> maybe later
<jenny18> u dont know?
<Scorpion832> ok so cyber
<jenny18> u wanna cyber? =)
<Scorpion832> yeah
<jenny18> oh ok
<Scorpion832> can we do phone sex next
<jenny18> phone? my dad would kill me! lol
<Scorpion832> why
<jenny18> u ask that often?
<Scorpion832> why
<jenny18> hmm.. depends.
<Scorpion832> on what
<jenny18> not sure... lol =)
<Scorpion832> will he get mad if you use the phone
<jenny18> would you give me your number?
<Scorpion832> (843)832-4586
<jenny18> ^__^ mmm.
<Scorpion832> thats ny number
<jenny18> no way, hehe =)i keep it only on irc.
<Scorpion832> will you call
<jenny18> o really? ;)
<Scorpion832> will you call me
<jenny18> yep =)
<Scorpion832> when
<jenny18> haha i dunno..
<Scorpion832> when
<jenny18> i want to see u naked..spread on my bed ;)
<Scorpion832> when
<jenny18> hmm.. depends.
<Scorpion832> when
<jenny18> mm... u got such a cute little boner =)
<Scorpion832> after we finish cyber sex
<jenny18> u wanna cyber? =)
<Scorpion832> call me
<jenny18> semen?
<Scorpion832> yeah
<jenny18> all righty then.
<Scorpion832> you start
<jenny18> i see
<Scorpion832> ok 
<jenny18> hmm...
<Scorpion832> ride
<jenny18> what?
<Scorpion832> ride me
<jenny18> what you talking about?
<Scorpion832> ill start ok????
<jenny18> hmm...
<Scorpion832> i put your legs over my shoulders and START TO TOUNGE YOUR EXCELENT
<jenny18> eeh? my EXCELENT?
<Scorpion832> pussy
<jenny18> you want a taste?
<Scorpion832> i push myself back hitting the bed with my back and my tounge going farther up your taste pussy
<jenny18> ok...
<Scorpion832> i rub your tits and squeese them harder and harder
<jenny18> they're enormous. haha noo.. but they're cute.
<Scorpion832> then i shuv my 1 foot cock straight up your ass and then up your pussy
<jenny18> =)
<Scorpion832> damn thats i tight pussy
<jenny18> you want a taste?
<Scorpion832> yeah
<jenny18> u go first.
<Scorpion832> we are done cybering now call me
<jenny18> hmm..
<Scorpion832> we both can get off the internet 
<jenny18> semen?
<Scorpion832> dial 1-843-832-4586 im getting off now call me right now
<jenny18> ohh?
<Scorpion832> get off and call ne
<jenny18> =)
<Scorpion832> me 
<jenny18> could u explain pls?
<Scorpion832> i want you to get off the internet and call me
<jenny18> yep =)
<Scorpion832> give me your phone number
<jenny18> u gotta be kiddin me. lets keep it here =)
<Scorpion832> call me so i can here your sweet and sexy voice
<jenny18> do u like my sweet and sexy voice?
<Scorpion832> so will you
<jenny18> hmm..
<Scorpion832> yeah
<jenny18> all righty then.
<Scorpion832> let me here it
<jenny18> i dont understand..
<Scorpion832> call me rigt now
<jenny18> could u explain pls?
<Scorpion832> dial 1-843-832-4586
<jenny18> come again?
<Scorpion832> why not
<jenny18> i want to see u naked..spread on my bed ;)
<Scorpion832> call me because i want to here you speak real real real sexy
<jenny18> nono.. i don't do phone. sorry.. :(
<Scorpion832> please so i can here your voice
<jenny18> eeh? my voice?
<Scorpion832> yes
<jenny18> mmm :)
<Scorpion832> will you call
<jenny18> ok...